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by Evil Alan
Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:42 pm
Forum: London Scene
Topic: Skater Down in Notts!
Replies: 21
Views: 6164

LS-Mike wrote:That sounds a bit like Evil Alan's taxi denting experience, only without any of the luck.


Feeling very lucky after reading this. Get well soon. And on the bright-side, he too can have a cool avatar like mine.
by Evil Alan
Thu May 03, 2007 10:31 am
Forum: London Scene
Topic: LondonSkate 02.05.07 Clapham
Replies: 115
Views: 26170

GumbieBEN wrote:
Freeman wrote:what a lovely skate that was!!!

Nice to stretch the legs after the long winter!


and I do have to say, marshalling a londonskate is never the same without a 'Terranosaurus Alan' telling off!!!!!


Glad to be of service. I'm full of volcanicity don't you know.
by Evil Alan
Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:18 pm
Forum: London Scene
Topic: Walking Down Serpentine Road
Replies: 20
Views: 5892

Dan B wrote:
Slezzer wrote: 3 inches makes a lot of difference.

as the actress ...


said to the Vicar.
by Evil Alan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:27 am
Forum: London Scene
Topic: Roller Disco II:Fri 1st Dec
Replies: 84
Views: 25913

I'm hoping to go tonight. Disco Alan will see you discotastic cats later. Groovy.
by Evil Alan
Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:30 am
Forum: London Scene
Topic: LFNS 24th November 8pm - Around Town - GO
Replies: 30
Views: 7892

Doug wrote:Guinness = £4
J40(?) = £1.70
Cirsps = £0.75


Being able to roll around a pub without getting kicked out = Priceless
by Evil Alan
Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:28 am
Forum: London Scene
Topic: Skating Robot
Replies: 10
Views: 3813

Hypno toad was in Futurama right?
by Evil Alan
Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:56 pm
Forum: Problem reporting
Topic: discrimination
Replies: 19
Views: 11070

You know, I normally don't look at sections of the Forum dedicated to the more mundane aspects such as problem reporting. But I'm glad I did this time. What a gem.
by Evil Alan
Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:01 am
Forum: London Scene
Topic: NTWNS
Replies: 16
Views: 3986

blob wrote:this street skate has gone too slow for me. that's my excuse for not turning up anymore


Wish I'd listened to this post. Would have been my ecuse too.
by Evil Alan
Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:36 pm
Forum: London Scene
Topic: Wednesday 4th, TS 8pm
Replies: 58
Views: 16716

To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.
by Evil Alan
Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:30 pm
Forum: London Scene
Topic: Wednesday 4th, TS 8pm
Replies: 58
Views: 16716

Thinking about showing my face. Are we talking an alleyway crawl or are we doing proper skating?
by Evil Alan
Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:32 am
Forum: London Scene
Topic: What can gumbies do...
Replies: 31
Views: 10731

Do people still go to Trafalga Square? Not for long if they keep playing bulldog there while all the pedestrians are walking past. Sure fire way to get ASBO'd as it was very the very definition of anti-social behaviour. Nobody got hit but plenty of near misses and a few were very scared and that is...
by Evil Alan
Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:37 pm
Forum: London Scene
Topic: skating in decline?
Replies: 18
Views: 7162

Skating's in decline. Good. Less sodding gumbies clogging up my park. ;)
by Evil Alan
Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:20 pm
Forum: London Scene
Topic: I got stopped by the Underground Police
Replies: 102
Views: 29595

I can at least see why the cops might think that skating in a tube station is dangerous given how crap most skaters are. What really cheeses me off is having to visit ten different supermarkets to buy a sodding drink.
by Evil Alan
Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:27 am
Forum: London Scene
Topic: Londonskate 9th Aug......Going to the Saffyhood!
Replies: 70
Views: 20580

One of the kids jumped into a skater and knocked him off his feet. Totally unprovoked. He was just being a twat. Khalil did a good job of getting him away from the skate before we had a brief show down which ended when they realised they were out-numbered.
by Evil Alan
Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: London Scene
Topic: Where should a skate end
Replies: 86
Views: 23252

Vegi turns me on when he's contraversial.
by Evil Alan
Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:44 pm
Forum: London Scene
Topic: LondonSkate: 19th July
Replies: 79
Views: 22104

Whistles are possibly the most annoying thing ever invented ever.
by Evil Alan
Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:52 pm
Forum: General skating
Topic: Why do skates turn?
Replies: 289
Views: 94855

Skates turn due to a CIA consipiracy.
by Evil Alan
Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:48 pm
Forum: London Scene
Topic: skating up hills
Replies: 17
Views: 5275

Slezzer wrote:I enjoy skating


Pfffft... So last season.
by Evil Alan
Wed May 17, 2006 10:23 am
Forum: London Scene
Topic: What are the best days to come down?
Replies: 26
Views: 8268

Franky wrote:Whats wrong with blob?


What's right with him?
by Evil Alan
Thu May 11, 2006 1:32 pm
Forum: General skating
Topic: So, is slalom cool then? surely not.
Replies: 84
Views: 27649

Slalom: Skating, but for geeks.

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