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Worst Descriptions of Skates.

Postby Caz » Thu May 27, 2004 11:29 am

there are some classics on the proline website.

Salomon Thunderer: "This model has an extended 255mm composite frame...longer than all the other FSK skates....This is the quickest turning skate in the entire FSK line!"

Salomon DeeMax3: <picture of deemax with 237 written on frame in inch high letters> "Frame length: 247mm" (okay thats true for the larger sizes maybe)

almost as good as that old nutshell steve encountered: "buy skates 3 sizes too big, as it increases foot ventilation".

anyone else got any more?

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Postby Look no Skywater » Thu May 27, 2004 11:39 am

Not a decription but a discrepancy

Rollerblade Website - Lightning 09:
FRAME: 5-wheel ├óÔé¼┼ôPerformance Race├óÔé¼┬Ø. Length 326 mm/12.80├óÔé¼┬Ø
WHEELS: 84 mm/82A Hyperformance

At least on of these pieces of information is incorrect or the wheels don't fit in the chassis.

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Postby BigSteev » Thu May 27, 2004 11:56 am

I'm sure there must be one that says Xmax have 'comfort fit' :evil:

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Postby JB » Thu May 27, 2004 12:48 pm

BigSteev wrote:I'm sure there must be one that says Xmax have 'comfort fit' :evil:


yeah, it creates perfect comfort by killing all the nerves in your feet ;)


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